Communions and Confirmations are landmarks in any child's life. But how do you tell them apart? (Communions and Confirmations, not your children. If you can't tell your children apart, consider labelling them. But don't, whatever you do, go down the route of writing their names on their foreheads with permanent marker.)
To help you tell the difference between a First Communion and a Confirmation, we've put together this handy cheat sheet:
1. Can you still carry your child on your shoulders?
Yes = Communion
No = Confirmation
2. Does your child know more about smartphones than you?
No = Communion
Yes = Confirmation
3. How long do you think it will take for your child to spoil their special clothes?
Less than 30 seconds = Communion
A bit longer than 30 seconds = Confirmation
4. Is your child in a long-term committed relationship?
No = Communion, Confirmation
Yes = Wedding
5. Will there be a BiteSize cake?
No = Tsk!
Yes = Click one of these links:
~*~
Mums & Dads, What's the Difference?
Mums and Dads (collective noun: parents) are everywhere. You may even have one or more in your home. They are unavoidable. But with so many of them around, how do you tell them apart?
We've come up with a genius solution: the BiteSize Who's the Daddy?™️ home test kit. It works like this:
Step 1
Order the BiteSize Who's the Daddy?™️ home test kit
Step 2
Collect your BiteSize Who's the Daddy? ™️ home test kit
Step 3
On Sunday, 10th March (Mother's Day), give the BiteSize Who's the Daddy? ™️ home test kit to one of the people you suspect of being one of your parents
Step 4
Interpret the results as follows:
Parent is confused = the Daddy
Parent is overjoyed and says you were always her favourite = the Mummy
Order your BiteSize Who's the Daddy? ™️ home test kit today (also available as canapés):
Mother's Day Cakes and Canapés
~*~
St Patrick's Day & Easter? What's the Difference?
There are so many holidays on the Irish calendar that are associated with religion or religious figures. Nearly all of them, in fact.
At this time of year, they come thick and fast. So how do you tell them apart? For instance, St Patrick's Day and Easter are just over the horizon.
Here's our handy guide to telling them apart:
1. Is it celebrated outside of Ireland as well?
Yes = St Patrick's Day ☘️ & Easter 🥚
2. Will alcohol be served?
Yes = St Patrick's Day ☘️ & Easter 🥚
3. Does it feel like other nations make a bigger deal of it than we do?
Yes = St Patrick's Day ☘️ & Easter 🥚
Actually, this isn't helping. But this will:
🚨 4. Will newsletter subscribers be entered into a draw for a giant chocolate Easter egg? 🚨
Yes = Easter (If you win, you'll have to collect it from one of our locations in Ballincollig, Douglas or Midleton. Rules here: BiteSize Newsletter Subscribers Only Easter Egg Prize Draw.)
All newsletter subscribers as of 12:00 noon on Wednesday 27th March, 2024, will be entered into a draw for a giant Easter egg that could look like this, but may also look a bit different. Regardless, it'll be a whopper.
~*~
Minion or BiteSize Employee, What's the Difference?
Frankly, none.
Signs of Life
