Pie Time
Did you know summer is the ideal time for pie?
That’s according to a group of scientists we hired to say so.
Their independent study, wholly funded by us, concluded:
“Summer is the ideal time for pie.”
Obviously, the study didn’t find that all pies are suitable for summer eating. This was a rigorous academic investigation, after all.
The scientists unanimously identified the following pies as the best for summer eating:
“BiteSize pies.”
And, when we paid them some more:
“BiteSize pies are the best pies, regardless of the season. Don’t even think of eating anyone else’s. Click on one of the buttons below to buy a BiteSize pie. You’d be mad not to.”
Don't Be Shy, Try a Pie
Blackberry & Almond Pie
Deep-filled Baked Lemon Pie
🚨 Midleton Collections Alert 🚨
11AM to 1PM
Monday to Saturday
QUIZ TIME FUN EXPERIENCE:
QUESTION: If you order online and choose to collect from our kitchen in Midleton, you will be able to collect your order:
a) from our kitchen in Midleton between 11AM and 1PM, Monday to Saturday.
b) from the quayside in Ringaskiddy at 3AM most week nights, ask for Mick.
c) no need to collect, we’ll stuff your order (or most of it, anyway) into an A4 envelope and fling it into An Post.
d) by paying a ransom in unmarked €50 notes before midnight, or the puppy gets it.
You’ll find the answer at the end of this issue of this blog post.
Do Not BYOB
Us:
News about Bernie’s in Midleton. We’ve been building up to it for a while now.
You:
For-e-ver, like.
Us:
We didn’t want to rush it.
You:
Rush it? Leo was still Taoiseach when you started.
Us:
Shh! We can finally announce that Bernie’s in Midleton will be open from 7PM onwards on Friday and Saturday evenings, serving great food and fab drinks. Starting this Friday, 2nd August.
You:
Is it a BYOB thing?
Us:
Bring Your Own Bottle? Absolutely not. That’s why we got an alcohol licence, so we could sell wines and beer.
You:
No. Bring Your Own Body. Like in the film. With the dead fella. Weekend at Bernie’s.
Us:
Listen, nobody’s bringing any bottles or bodies. Understood?
You:
It was only a joke, like.
Us:
We’ll do the jokes here, OK?
RedFM Rolls On
Chances are you already know that BiteSize has been appearing on RedFM. But did you know we’ve extended our stay on air until the end of November?
So there’s even more chance of you being a Monday Munchies winner. If you win, we’ll send you a big BiteSize treat. Look what these lovely people won in July:
So make sure you tune into RedFM for a chance to win BiteSize goodies.
Or, if you’re someone who likes a bit more certainty in life, click on the button below. You’ll be taken to a place where, in return for money (euros work best), you will be guaranteed of securing a BiteSize treat.
Travel Essentials
Sign of Life
PS—Quiz answer: a) from our kitchen in Midleton between 11AM and 1PM, Monday to Saturday. (Sadly, Mick in Ringaskiddy turned out to be unreliable.)